From the mouth of Chloe...

I could fill an entire notepad with the hilarious things my daughter comes up with. Here's the latest:

• "I'm 2 1/2, Daddy's 29, and you're 64!" (talk about robbing the cradle!)
  
  
• While observing my obvious frustration with an uncooperative cd drive, Chloe sweetly asked, "Is it not uploading?"
  
  
• "That's good spicy cheese! But it's REALLY spicy!"



• During my parent's recent visit, Chloe and grandpa were having a conversation. After a comment by grandpa about something inconsequential, Chloe said, "Well I'm sorry, but I just don't know what to say about that."
  
  
• "I'm sick of tired!"
  
  
• Twenty or so minutes after being reprimanded for helping herself to gum without permission:
  Chloe: "I'm sorry!"
  Valeri: "For what?"
  Chloe: "For getting white gum. I was mad at you."
  
  
• "Daddy, I want to ask you a question! This brokeded and you need to fix it!"
  
  
• Absolutely out of the blue while walking through Walmart, "Mommy, are you fat?"
  
  
• Valeri: "Do you want a fork or a spoon?"
  Chloe: "I need a fork, because the spoon isn't workin' very well."



• "Does Mary Poppins have a gorilla?" (meaning "umbrella”)



• Shortly after Neil arrived home from work one day,
  Chloe: "Go change clothes!"
  Neil: "Why?"
  Chloe: "'Cause I don't trust you!"
  
  
• “Daddy, you are NOT my mother! My MOMMY is my mother!”
  
  
• "Look Mommy, I'm dancing my feet!"

We sure do love our Chloebug. Sweetness, sass and all!